Do men ever have imaginary conversations in their heads with other people I wonder? Do men ever start thinking ahead to every possible scenario that could happen? Do men ever have a fight in that imaginary conversation and actually get pissed off with the person, all in a stupid imaginary conversation? Well women do..... I cant speak for all women but I know at least one other woman who does.
No bad hair days, No wardrobe malfunction days. No mutton dressed as lamb days. No more being branded a cougar if you smile at younger men days. No ducking into the loo if you need to adjust knickers or bra strap days.
Who cares what a man wears. A man is congratulated when he can woo and bed a much younger woman. A man can adjust/scratch his balls in public. A man can wear the same pair of shoes and the same pair of pants for a week and no one notices. A man doesn't have to shave his legs or armpits if he doesn't want to and no one cares! Oh the freedom in being a man!
We moan and groan about why he treats us that way when we let men do that to us. If there was no drama, we would not be happy!
So I wonder what it would be like to be a man, perhaps for just one day, a day where my brain would not have a million conversations with itself, a day where my brain wont fret if he doesn't text, a day when my brain wont wonder if he was thinking of me. A day of peace and quiet.