It would read something like this
Quirky, funny, gorgeous, sexy confident independent brown eyed girl (woman) wants a man. If you have the following traits
- Sense of humour - and no that doesn't mean just telling stupid jokes
- Look good in scruffy jeans
- Doesn't think that Led Zeppelin was also an Airship that went down like the Hindenburg
- Actually know how to Iron your own shirts
- Will stand up in the train or bus for elderly people, pregnant women and generally anyone who needs a seat
- Will sit with me and watch tennis, football, F1. motogp and rugby (or three out of five is good enough)
- Thinks kissing me is good fun
- Pays attention when I am speaking and doesn't text other people throughout the whole bloody date
- Tells me sometimes that I am a pain in the ass but still think I am sexy and beautiful
- Will wear black fitted underwear for me
- Will look at me and know I am the best thing that ever happened to you
and I in turn will offer you the following
- I promise I wont iron your shirts - trust me, you wouldn't want me to!
- I promise to never wash your jeans
- I promise to play led Zep, Janis Joplin often on the CD player (if I had a CD player)
- Will be so proud when you give up your seat for the elderly and pregnant or anyone who needs a seat on a train or bus.
- Not to tell stupid jokes and will promise to laugh at most of yours.
- Will watch monster trucks and fishing programs or actually will let you watch them and I will leave you to it and not bother you while you do.
- Will kiss you often
- Be a pain in the ass sometimes but will try really hard to keep being sexy and beautiful while doing it
- I will pay attention when you speak
- Will promise to dance for you in my lingerie
- Will look at you and know you are the best thing to ever happen to me
so if you think you can do the above and accept what i can do .....call me