text conversation with son no 1 (who lives in Hawaii)
me : Havent heard from u. All ok?
son no 1: Definitely, so many things happening. i keep trying to email or call, got so much to talk about. got your email, if I stay up late tonight will try and call, if not this weekend
me: ok was worried that your girlfriend killed u and disposed of your body in some volcano
son no 1: ha...ha...ha very funny....Be nice...I'm gonna marry this one...
me: Thats ok i am the mother in law, we are supposed to be bitches
son no 1: Love u too!!